English Country Garden
Man versus Nature
A Kiwi in the flesh, on Stewart Island. Thanks Alison.
I've just returned from a marvellous South Island trip with Greta, our organiser and chauffeuse. Another huge success, with plenty of 'Hikes and Bikes' to absorb all eight of us.
We accomplished three bike-rides including the new Dunstan Trail, as well as the Roxburgh Trail and a lengthy section of the Otago Rail Trail. These routes are all situated on New Zealand's beautiful South Island. None of these should ever be taken lightly: all very challenging and certainly not for the faint-hearted ... nor for wimps! We now have all clarified the true meaning of the word, 'switchback'.
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will
never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
*No time at all, the
wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!
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